Robert

Its the most clever guy in the entire universe.
He is like God v.2, but a little bit better.

Oh i wish i was like Robert.

by D best June 11, 2020

Robert

Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.

My friend Robert is big for nothing.

by Robert estraca July 5, 2020

Robert

Robert is a fucking sex symbol with a massive 12 inch shlong and he's the only evidence of gods exsitence.

"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020

Robert

The type of guy to get into lots of entanglements and never get caught.

Friend: What ever happened to that one girl?
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.

by Robert is the best name July 12, 2020

Robert Treffers

Middle aged man with mediocre accomplishments. Who will only marry women if they allow him to fuck in the ass hole.

Robert Treffers will only marry you if you give him the butt hole

by Prittygrl July 28, 2020

Robert

A Robert is the best person, friend or boyfriend in the world he is smart but acts dumb, he is drop-dead gorgeous, yet denies it and if you ever insult him or do him wrong he will apologise even if he is right, he gives the best advice for your benefit knows how, when and why he says it and an amazing kisser, many think of him as cocky, stuck up and a fuckboy in some case but those who really know him see that he's not he is not popular and usually shy and introvertive around strangers but he is definitely admired by everyone. and the greatest part of all ladies, trust me from experience he is amazing in bed because he still shows love towards you and not what you'd expect him to be staring at if you are ever privileged to have him in your life don't be foolish NEVER LET GO, MARRY HIM

Girl 1: UHH, I yelled at Robert because I said I need space and now that he gave me space, I regret letting him go I hope he forgives me.
Girl 2: YOU SHOULD NEVER YELL AT HIM HE'S SENSITIVE AND SWEET AND YOUR LUCKY HES SO FORGIVING

by DREAMBOYS4REAL!!! July 31, 2020

Robeeeeerto

You fall in the bed of a friend, like on his bed. Also , steal or beat up someone for fun

"I will do robeeeeerto in yo bed ,krekor"

by poopeaterDisc August 19, 2020