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Im ready to takeoff

Takeoff is track by Wichita native, D'Aydrian Harding. On the track, D'Aydrian recruits help from his Filmer and details his desire to accumulate money and kill people while maintaining his lavish lifestyle and comedy persona, referencing his YouTube success, murder, wealth, and expensive vehicles.

I'm ready to take off, nigga talk tough then we blowin' his face off - Lyrics used as the outro of D'aydrian Harding videos
"Im ready to takeoff cuz what u know about that bosh? that ziggoly bop"
by TheAbominableYT October 24, 2023
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Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.
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confetti ready

When you cum on her
Yo she was wearing panties that saidconfetti ready” she wanted it bad
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Selective Reader

When you’re in an online argument and someone only mentions a part of your argument that they can use against you to make it seem like you lost is a selective reader.
I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!
by Memes do ur mom November 24, 2023
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The Reader

Definition: The Reader
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.

1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.

2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.

Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget

Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy

Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:

1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation

2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
Example: "She tried to come for my outfit but I'm The Reader in this family - had to remind her about her whole life choices from 2019 to now."

Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"

*The Reader has entered the chat*

"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?

*adjusts glasses*

Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.

Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.

Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.

Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.

*closes book*

This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."

Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
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Urban readist

Dude stop reading or you’ll become an urban readist!
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GET READY AND BUCKLE UP

Jay/ThatDude's intros right before playing a game or reacting to something.
Today we will be playing some of the weirdest damn games ever, SO GET READY AND BUCKLE UP AND LET'S GO!
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