papercut

A very thin cut; can be used to describe a tight vagina.

Dude, that chick last night.. it was like sticking my cock into a papercut.

She had a cunt like a single hair stuck to a papercut.

by meatstick June 13, 2003

papered

when there is a person sitting next to you without a computer who randomly throws a found balled up piece of paper and casually lauches it at a red bull can...thus...the red bull can falls to the table. the end.

Your mom just got papered by my paper cock.

by tub girl ass eater March 9, 2005

Paper clip

A homosexual that likes to clip things to paper.

-"Ah, Jerry, I see you've been um...paper clipping, uh?"

-"Oh, yes Tom. I just love being a homosexual that clips things to paper."

by I ate a fish August 3, 2008

Paper Champ

A player and/or team that is statistically superior to one's opponent and is viewed as the almost guaranteed victor in an upcoming match, yet is unable to achieve victory over said opponent.

The undefeated New England Patriots were beaten by the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII, proving the Patriots to be nothing but paper champs.

by sd561 January 20, 2009

Paper Planes

The most ANNOYING and OVERPLAYED song I have heard since I was a youngin.

Please, stop playing it and humming along.

And if you know the words, sick, but please. PLEASE keep it to yourself T_T

"I fly like paper, get high like pl--*punched in face*"
That's what happens if you start singing Paper Planes

by Celvy October 29, 2008

paperboy

a man that disquise him self as a paperboy. He rides on a bike and sells sex instead of delivering newspapers he delivers flyers for sex

daughter: the paperboy came by today mom
mom: oh really what did he deliver
daughter: the paper of course
mom: he delivered more than a paper

by PlayDohMan July 23, 2004

Paper Maché

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.

by Jon Griz February 29, 2008