Purplesaurus Rex

a flavor of Kool-Aid that is basically half grape / half lemonade

I was parched, so I got a glass of Purplesaurus Rex

by foodlord May 27, 2009

purple vein diamond cutter

The description of the hardest erection one has ever had.

She is so good looking she gave me a purple vein diamond cutter.

by cravinbob December 14, 2010

Purple Moose

When you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.

Hey hun I hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.

by Johnny No nutz August 23, 2011

purple llama

A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.

Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!

by TheTruthSpeaker01 January 3, 2013

purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

purple homewrecker

Slang for male genitailia

Micheal"NATE! PUT AWAY THAT PURPLE HOMEWRECKER!"

by phomewreckord May 10, 2018

Purple

The other word for love for losers and 14 year old kpop fans

“I purple you”

by Jotarokujothegod July 18, 2019