peter pumkin eater69

an acount on instagram made by the creators of family guy this is a real acount

peter pumkin eater69

by crw187 October 12, 2020

Peter Parker Moment

A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.

Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”

by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022

peter pan syndrome

:The condition of stay childish constantly.
:Kid at heart.
:Unable to grow up.

Retarded kid:
LOLOLOFUFUnfunfunfFNUN!HAPAPHAPHAY BALL!
Sophisticated man:
Loooks like someone is suffering from peter pan syndrome.

by Makeyourselfsick July 27, 2005

Peter Pachak-Robie

It is a particularly interesting trait of history that with the dawn of every new century there seems to arise a true visionary, a man who alters the very basis of human thought and understanding for centuries to come. Galileo, Shakespeare, Einstein, Jesus, Plato: all men whose sage words outlasted their own lifetimes and shall undeniably outlast ours, stretching into the unknown future. Peter Russell Pachak-Robie is one of these rare men. The words uttered from his mouth in our time shall undoubtedly reach our children, our children's children, our children's children's children, and even perhaps our children's children's children's children. With simple catchphrases such as the ever-scholarly “Fuck Shit Up,” Mr. Pachak-Robie shall undoubtedly define the coming century. His complex philosophical questions force us to question the intricacies of existing social practices and institutions: “Did you ever wish you could put two hot dogs in one bun?” No man before him has so bravely challenged the powerful wiener dog establishment, and perhaps no man is prepared to do so again. Similarly, no man could argue with such advice as “Suck my memory stick!” (although I hesitate to condemn any woman who refuses). Listen and obey, O Children of the Millennium, for Peter Pachak-Robie will lead you to greatness.

Peter Pachak-Robie is the inventor of the word "bithch."

by weaselfork June 11, 2006

Spieling Peter Pan

He is Peter Pan...fully embodying the forever youthful Peter Pan.

Spieling Peter Pan is Peter Pan.

by Polaroid_heart July 27, 2011

Peter Griffin Day

It's Peter Griffin Day!!... why you ask? because its PETER GRIFFIN <333
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Did you know today is Peter Griffin Day?... no why is that?... BECAUSE IT'S PETER GRIFFIN!!DUH

by twoinones_45 May 19, 2021

Peter Pan syndrome

Someone who refuses to grow up

I dumped him, he has serious Peter Pan Syndrome...

by Quirkette May 9, 2016