furniture porn

Photographs or film in which the viewer's attention is driven towards the interior decorating and furnishings of a room or place. This may or may not include product placement.

See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.

"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."

by Griffincat October 30, 2007

the porn box

Anything that shows or contains porn such as this laptop and computer with a good cable connection, a nice big screen tv with skinamax or even your local shit hole strip club called the mirage palace.

What did you do today B? Not much, just sat around and watched the Porn Box and wacked it till my cack turned blue.

by Jenny from the block December 14, 2004

doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.

Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."

by Ray! April 24, 2006

Food Porn

The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.

Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!

by VorteckBeCrazy October 25, 2012

Beach porn

A person who is scantily clad ie. Private areas hanging out.

Joe: hey dude did you see her whole ass cheeks?
Sam: yeah dude that's Some good beach porn

by BeachUrb August 13, 2015

Onion Porn

Porn that's so good, it makes a grown man want to cry.
( top - of - the - line pornography )

Damn man, I just got done watching some Onion Porn.

by Nod.Narb July 14, 2016

porn bloopers

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.

For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".

by wrong sex act January 22, 2014