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2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.
He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.
by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021
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alex oliveri

Alex Oliveri is a Australian man he is 14 Italian Australian, and loves going to the beach in cronulla he has many friends I think not sure ? He likes playing fortnite aswell a bit cringy.Alex Oliveri also likes talking to his number one best friend ever Rei Robinson. Alex Oliveri and Rei Robinson have the best friendship!
Person one: I have an Alex Oliveri in my life

Person two: you must be lucky
by dababyeatspinini October 9, 2021
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joseph oliver

Joseph Oliver is the best guy anyone knows. Everyone loves Joseph Oliver and he doesn’t care what everyone thinks.
by Eggy breath November 23, 2021
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Alabaman oliver

When you go to fuck your mates girlfriend but he doesn’t have one, so you fuck his sister instead
Bloke1: Bro did you hear about ben?
Bloke2: Nah man what happened?
Bloke1: Tried to fuck my Misso but I don’t have one
Bloke2: Yeah?
Bloke1: So he fucked my sister!
Bloke2: Ah classic Alabaman Oliver
by Dappleface April 12, 2022
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Smexy oliver

The person with the largest cock and ass ever also is very cool
"Oh wow look at big smexy oliver over there with a big dick" or "I really want to shag smexy oliver
by Nowiksnwjsjsj April 17, 2022
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Hot Oliver

Hot Oliver is a super sexy guy with his cleanly shaved cock and his big chipstuttar.
-Is Hot oliver real?
-Yes
by Super duper hot oskar April 27, 2022
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John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.
"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022
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