beer laundering

when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler. yet you think you're in.

"hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit???" why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?

by kalua salad bar. May 22, 2010

Bath beer

Drinking Blue Moon Belgian-Style Wheat Ale while taking a relaxing bath.

Time for some relaxation time with my bath beer and candles.

by Sugaronthebeach August 28, 2019

ninja beer

A beer that is high in alcohol content, but tastes like a regular beer.

Drunk ass: Yo I thought this was regular piss beer, but this shit snuck up on me like a ninja. I was shit faced before i knew what happened.

Bro: yeah, who gave you that ninja beer?

by Vladivastok March 28, 2011

Preview Beers

The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.

J.T. Invited us to grab some preview beers at 2pm, but the tap room doesn’t open till 4.

by WanderingGinger February 5, 2022

Beer Downs

When you stop drinking and get sleepy and sluggish. You have a case of the "beer downs".

Dude, I got a serious case of the beer downs!
Man, why did I stop drinking ... now I have the beer downs.
I got keep drinking or I'll get the beer downs.

by Tolan$1225 March 17, 2017

Pocket Beer

A beer that was purchased in the past for future consumption, even though you currently were currently consuming other beverages, but knowing that when said cocktails were finished, he would want another beverage.

Rob got super drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day yesterday as a result of all the “pocket beers” he had consumed... not all the cocktails he drank.

by Lucky Robbie March 18, 2018

Beer Chef

Beer Chef
A person that elevates drink making of the alcoholic variety to the next level. Not a bartender, as a beer chef is a true connoisseur and beerchef's for the love of beerchefing and making people drunk.

He is a fantastic beer chef, that jungle juice was off the hook!

by alphasaur December 15, 2010