normie: ur mom gay
Chad: ur dad lesbian
normie: SHiitt *fucking has a heart attack and fucking implodes
Chad: ur dad lesbian
normie: SHiitt *fucking has a heart attack and fucking implodes
by @_gay.icon_ December 3, 2020
Get the ur dad lesbianmug. Rich uncle penny bags:You r not my frend
Mr fishstick: Well,ur dads gay.
Rich uncle penny bags: Dies and never returns
Mr fishstick: Well,ur dads gay.
Rich uncle penny bags: Dies and never returns
by Yoongisuga May 10, 2018
Get the ur dads gaymug. by imintheghetto ratatata June 23, 2019
Get the your dad is baldmug. by Buttanutt April 23, 2020
Get the DEADBEAT BABY DADmug. This is a word that describes the coolest and handsome dad. This dad can do the Dab and Floss like a boss on demand. His son wishes to someday be just like him.
Kid 1: Hey did you see that L ego dad over there?
Kid 2: yeah he’s so L ego. I wish he was my dad.
Elijah: sorry you can’t have him; he’s my dad. Look at him Floss like a boss.
Dad: Hey take a picture, it last longer. Dabs left and Dabs right.
Kid 2: yeah he’s so L ego. I wish he was my dad.
Elijah: sorry you can’t have him; he’s my dad. Look at him Floss like a boss.
Dad: Hey take a picture, it last longer. Dabs left and Dabs right.
by Father Bod December 2, 2022
Get the L ego dadmug. A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.
“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Jacob’s Dadmug. 