The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 3, 2013
Get the spook movemug. Driving through a lonely mountain pass at the dead of night, you see a pair of amber headlights approach rapidly in the distance. The headlights fade when you go full send on the straight line, but when you arrive at the entrance of the corner, suddenly, the car behind gets dangerously close. At the blink of an eye, the car lines up with the guardrail on your left, it initiates “The Move” and proceeds to fly pass you. Being shocked and horrified of what just happened, you mistook the corner and crashed onto a light post on the side of the road, destroying your car and making yourself feel like a shithead.
Seeing the car in front of you block the whole road, you plan to initiate “The Move” and pass him once on for all.
by yoloooo52 May 14, 2022
Get the “The Move”mug. When you are given the decision to either make a move( do something ) or make a floove( do nothing ) in a video game
by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020
Get the Make a move or make a floovemug. .
pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025
Get the pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill youmug. A strong sexual urge to masturbate, after a long night of gaming and talking to friends in the skype call.
by bumblebeans May 11, 2016
Get the Feelin the Movesmug. It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
me: "moving dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
by freaking kid October 30, 2021
Get the Move dickmug. Mack moves are Moves that a super fly gangsta sexy booty boo baller puts on a bad bitch to make her smile and sometimes get all the loves.
by Mack moves on my bae January 12, 2018
Get the Mack movesmug.