morning_asagao

a cool tiktoker with 820 followers

“have you heard of morning_asagao on tiktok?

by kleen3x July 31, 2021

Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.

"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"

by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021

morningthereaper

amogus

morningthereaper smogua

by anongs October 29, 2021

Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

mopping hoes

Mopping Hoes: To hit some fatty tags on the bomb, or to fuck a fat booty bitch.

guy 1: yo dawg, you see jason last night?

guy 2: yah man! he was mopping hoes (hittin a girl with a hella fat ass from the back) forrealll!

by midgetplug November 25, 2021

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Morninger

Morninger is the same as the morning, but later into it. For example, at 2 am you would say "Good morning" because morning is after midnight, and at let's say 10 am you would say "Good morninger" because it's still morning but more of a morning.

"Hey, let's meet in the morninger morning"

by The Other Word Maker February 5, 2022