Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022
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Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
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- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
by Funimnothavingfundoyougetitnow July 19, 2021
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When this night is gone
Ur find'n from a man
Noe the man did hide
So let him
Stop him for 1 rule
He did look but cruel mama
Word x2
he did damn but fool
No U wnt his hat
U wnt his hate
No U wnt his hat
U alredy Wna giv
So did he make U
No gave hevN his bones
Ifs not never sides and luck
No from this night that he Nds
You heard him fry n out the bisnes
Wrd do tell anybody helpd
No r word dollars clear of cruelty mama
Cause he cant even shame himself
No u Wnt his hate
No x2 u Wnt his hat
No hey u Wnt his hat
You had Wna givn
Noe ifs not complicated
Afar this rest what he kam around
He cant straightn all from
free x3
Cause what is afar that is right 2 him
Yeah ifs not company from this sky
Girl ifs not focused from this hell
No it u Rnt fallout war noe
R words walls u Rnt Wna Play
No, mama
No x2, u wnt his hate x3
U had lost from givn
No, That never
Wut his nights will hide
Word misuse showing out N E line, noe
word
Cause wut dont change N E thing
ifs U, arent sitting out the ballrooms,
All night later ifs not wnts from play, ifs not wnts from play
Wair hes this student for this onstage,
Farewel, he did expect a little, no,
No U wnt his hate
No×2 U wnt his hate
No Hey U wnt his hate
U had lost from givn x2
Mama, U had lost from givn his hate
U had lost from,
No, mama, U had lost from givn his hate, Wu
No×4
U had lost from givn his hate
already lost U had lost from
U had lost from givn his hate
No×3
When this night is gone
Ur find'n from a man
Noe the man did hide
So let him
Stop him for 1 rule
He did look but cruel mama
Word x2
he did damn but fool
No U wnt his hat
U wnt his hate
No U wnt his hat
U alredy Wna giv
So did he make U
No gave hevN his bones
Ifs not never sides and luck
No from this night that he Nds
You heard him fry n out the bisnes
Wrd do tell anybody helpd
No r word dollars clear of cruelty mama
Cause he cant even shame himself
No u Wnt his hate
No x2 u Wnt his hat
No hey u Wnt his hat
You had Wna givn
Noe ifs not complicated
Afar this rest what he kam around
He cant straightn all from
free x3
Cause what is afar that is right 2 him
Yeah ifs not company from this sky
Girl ifs not focused from this hell
No it u Rnt fallout war noe
R words walls u Rnt Wna Play
No, mama
No x2, u wnt his hate x3
U had lost from givn
No, That never
Wut his nights will hide
Word misuse showing out N E line, noe
word
Cause wut dont change N E thing
ifs U, arent sitting out the ballrooms,
All night later ifs not wnts from play, ifs not wnts from play
Wair hes this student for this onstage,
Farewel, he did expect a little, no,
No U wnt his hate
No×2 U wnt his hate
No Hey U wnt his hate
U had lost from givn x2
Mama, U had lost from givn his hate
U had lost from,
No, mama, U had lost from givn his hate, Wu
No×4
U had lost from givn his hate
already lost U had lost from
U had lost from givn his hate
No×3
by MineOwedWu's July 20, 2021
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"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
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“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”
“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”
“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”
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