Meat Rivet

n. A tiny penis or meat-stick

She says disappointed when she sees him naked for the first time, "Really, what do you expect to pleasure with that meat rivet?"

by KiLZiL December 5, 2017

the meat dive

the act of diving in ones vagina

homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

meat pearl

a clit,the man in the boat

i went down on my ladies big old meat pearl

by borgue April 27, 2007

Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.

Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?

by Snuggie January 7, 2022

meat canal

noun,

Colloquial term for a woman's vagina.

Immediately after they began foreplay, she begged him to thrust his bratwurst inside her meat canal.

by Tenshunn January 30, 2017

Meat Punk

Andy MacPhee

Andy MacPhee is a huge Meat Punk

by MeatPunkMacPhee July 8, 2020

Meat Maid

A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.

Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.

by lovelyowl December 15, 2012