Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019

Magic jap’s eye

Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity

Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing

by Lumberjack88 November 05, 2018

Magic Peach tree

A tree that flys across the land and drives around young teenagers.

Wouldn't it be grand if we could fly across the land on a magical peach tree.

by MaxRetarted March 27, 2004

Magical Squid Box

A Magical box .... With a squid inside.

"My magical squid box has a squid inside." -Person 1

"How magical, to have a magical box, with a squid inside." -Person 8

by Person 2-7 September 23, 2010

magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

by Kenderzzz November 15, 2008

Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people

My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay

by Predton December 05, 2019

Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.

High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!

by Tiny_She_Titan February 02, 2013