super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025

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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

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penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

by Sam morph September 22, 2017

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Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.

person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"

by person_three May 9, 2014

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