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monkey queef 

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting
Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef
monkey queef by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

Monkey your drum 

To commit the act of anal penetration with a penis.
I'm going to monkey your drum
Monkey your drum by IllegalBeagle December 18, 2017

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.
Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"
monkey nut by James019 May 15, 2018

monkey kissing 

Another word for scissoring ; when two pussys are rubbed together which looks like monkey lips kissing .
Hey Molly did you and Sally have fun monkey kissing last night
monkey kissing by Mommyxxl June 3, 2018

Monkey biz 

Foolishness, Lack of good sense or jugdement
Homie: guu gu gaa ga
Homie#2: Stop all that monkey biz,and shut up.
Monkey biz by IAmLegendary June 15, 2018

monkey boss 

One who has a title but only limited power
He is just a monkey boss in that department.
monkey boss by Fjrguy June 21, 2018