Gay Mountain Moment

Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.

‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’

by ggowgal February 20, 2021

Mountain Grass

Hair on the tip of your dick

It's hard to shave mountain grass

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

The act of ejaculating between the eyes of a person (HOPEFULLY) and letting the semen cover and flow down the nose like melting snow.

I gave my girlfriend a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap last night and she accidentally inhaled some of my DNA.

by MuricanGinger May 22, 2025

Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"

"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025

mountain killer

Person who habitually chooses the same ascent route on a mountain, chipping at its face more each time, thereby destroying more of the mountain on a climb.

Richard, why not use another route to climb that mountain? Leave that route so others can enjoy it. You're a mountain killer!

by pentozali May 6, 2011

Mountain Husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

mountain did

a bottle or can of mountain dew that at one point contained the beverage but now contains either nothing or a mystery liquid.

"dude get me a dew."
"Na man. we only got some mountain dids in the trash"

by james blissenbach(dj's friend) April 3, 2009