Michael Bisping

An English MMA fighter who currently fights in the UFC. He is an arrogant cocky asshole who talks like he has a 12 inch cock in his mouth and fights like he has one in his ass. After talking much shit to a highly respectable Dan Henderson on the TUF show, Bisping got KTFO by Dan in the finale. Bisping can be summed up in 3 words. Pussy.Bitch.Faggot
Michael Bisping talks so funny because he always has a ginormous Pringles can sized cock spraying buckets full of jizz in his mouth at all times.

Dan Henderson hit Bisping so hard he did the unthinkable. He knocked the cock out of Bispings mouth. This was previously deemed impossible because Michael sucks dick so hard no one thought it was possible to remove the cock from his mouth.

Michael Bisping is a Cum guzzling pussy bitch that couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Michael Bisping cuts weight by sucking so many cocks so hard that he actually burns 2000 calories per hour.

It is amazing that Michael Bisping has the energy to work out on a semen only diet. But he does ingest about 50,000 calories of jizz daily.

Michael Bisping likes to eat his trainging partners sweaty assholes after practice.
by Bisping is a bitch December 03, 2011
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Michael Savage

Savage is ultraconservative conceited radio talk-show host who has difficulty tolerating disagreement and criticism. He is hypocritical and has a deplorable lack of honor and character.

To summarize, a more appropriate name for Savage is “Cabbage”. Like the food, he is rough and big on the outside, but has little more than hot air on the inside.
Michael Savage rarely engages in civil discussion with those who politely and intelligently disagree with his perspective on different issues. When intellectually cornered by a caller, Savage will often resort to screaming and launching personal attacks in attempts to avoid continued discussions of topics. When that does not seem to work, he will hang up on the caller and continue to berate him.

He also seems incapable of tolerating criticism. So far he has sued hosts of two or three web sites that dared to criticize him. In one suit, he apparently had difficulty distinguishing “fair use” from copyright infringement. Yet, Savage has not qualms about quoting and criticizing other people.

He is also very hypocritical, often using name-calling tactics to characterize other talk show hosts (He has resorted to calling Rush Limbaugh “Hush Bimbo”.) Yet, his name was originally Michael Weiner. Have you heard of the pot calling the kettle black?

Finally, he exhibits a deplorable lack of honor and character. He asked people to donate money for his suit against CAIR. He said that he would sue care to the bitter end if necessary and that he would take it to the Supreme Court. When offered the chance to improve upon one of his suits against CAIR, he failed to keep his promise to his listeners/donors and chickened out. I doubt that he considered offering to return donations that he received. Doing so would take class.

He says that other media (shows) is frightened of him. Such is not the case. He is actually afraid of other media. He had been invited, on different occasions, to debate other people on neutral territory via an independent moderator. He declined. Apparently, he prefers to in total control of the calls, insulated and protected in his own studio, behind his own little mike.
by Mattskramer March 31, 2009
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michael moore

Succesful liberal filmaker, who's made various critically acclaimed films such as the Oscar-winning "Bowling for Columbine", which drew attention to the USA's vast amount of guns and gun-related deaths.Also, "Fahrenheit 911", which made the basic and obvious point that George W Bush is an evil cunt. Moore has also written bestselling books, such as "Stupid White Men" and "Dude, Where's My Country?". His next big film project is entitled "Sicko", and is concerned with America's backward healthcare system.
Michael Moore has been described as:
"Savagely hilarious...angry, side-splitting" - Irish Times
"Caustic, breakneck, tell-it-like-it-is" - Observer
by Ev vO August 02, 2006
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michael moore

a man who makes movies based on the issues going on in america. he gets ragged on too much by people who think that america has no problems at all. and he DOESN'T blame everything on america itself, hes just saying that we are par of the problems like columbine and 9/11.

he is a VERY smart guy and i dont understand why so many people dont like him. and just because he is a little on the overweight side has NOTHING to do with his line of work. so everyone GET OVER IT.
wow. did you see the incredible Michael Moore movie last night?
by Mushaka2003 June 18, 2007
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Michael Myers

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)
"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.
by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004
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Michael Munro

Michael Munro, world famous panda impersonator known for his drunken antics (orgies, etc.) whilst dressed in a panda suit.
"omg what is the panda doing???"
"Don't worry about it, that's Michael Munro."
by Mr Lu January 06, 2010
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michael huggins

a really hot guy , cute, sweet, loads of girls wish they could be he's girlfriend, and is perfect in his own little way xx
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by caitlan leigh October 26, 2013
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