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Kneesgrow's Law

If you have to ask if a game is worth x amount of money, the answer is no. Just pirate it my guy. /cooler
"Is game worth 60 dollars."

"No, just pirate it. It's Kneesgrow's Law."
by Johnny Grow May 3, 2021
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Polybius’s Law

Polybius’s Law states, “Most, if not all opinions stated on the internet, come with an argument.”

Ex. An online statement that something is better, will, more often than not, start controversy in the replies section, or via other means of “rating”. “liking”, or “responding”, to said statement.

It was originally used by YouTube user “Polybius_223_YT” on the comments section of multiple videos, where disagreements are/were present.
There’s an argument, showing Polybius’s Law at work.
by Polybius_223 May 23, 2022
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Godwand's Law

(Extension of Godwin's Law)
Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
(True story of Godwand's Law being applied)
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
by LeKevoid June 14, 2016
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daughiece-in-law

daughiece-in-law is similar to Sonephew-in-law. but the female version of that term.
Auntie: I guess I can call you, My daughiece-in-law now.
by Sakurakage June 26, 2023
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homers law

A law banning air horns after 3AM
If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now
by sockondeez October 17, 2021
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Friend of the Law

A woman who sucks the dick of a cop so that she doesn't get a speeding ticket.
"Oh look at that, a speeder." Cop 1
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.
by TheFurryWolfy March 5, 2018
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grandson-in-law

The husband of one's granddaughter.
My grandson-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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