I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!
We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!
We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!
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Get the pajama law mug.In the game 'Mario Kart'. This term applies to anyone who is in 1st place during a race and gets hit by a blue shell.
Usually said in a tone of frustration. Upon being hit by a blue shell the driver may exclaim 'Ahh Hogg's Law!!'
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"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.
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Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
(True story of Godwand's Law being applied)
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
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I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.
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