gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.

"Oh shit it's Gerald Johnson"

by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015

Johnson Pack

When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)

Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE

by zgoosr July 21, 2023

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.

That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.

by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021

10 puff johnson

A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.

Don't be Mr Johnson

"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"

by Jennerrr April 25, 2022