by jgsteroid50 January 19, 2011
The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.
I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.
by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 23, 2021
When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
Another way to pay back no nut november. Similar to mega nut may, in the regard that you must ejaculate at least 2-3 times a day. The only difference is that giant jizz january is in january (duh), so you get to bust all the nuts sooner than the five months inbetween no nut november and mega nut may.
Wow. After that awful no nut november, I’m really looking forward to the cummy greatness of giant jizz january.
by 8=======D💦 January 20, 2021
High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.
High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?
High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?
by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013
I jizz like a racehorse!
by kam75xx July 11, 2023