Hometowned in Jackson

Being on the receiving end of any act causing such great displeasure that the recipient cannot even bear to describe the act. First heardin reference to the formation of the Republican Party in Jackson, Michigan in the 1850s, the phrase referred to a sexual practice--apparently improvised during festivities related to the GOP's founding--so foul and vulgar that its participants swore never to reveal its nature. Believed by some scholars to involve the genital crank.

According to numerous academic sources, the first draft of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address included a reference to the Confederate Army having "really gotten hometowned in Jackson out there."

Hometowned in Jackson by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008

churning the jackson 

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

churning the jackson by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

Cochese Jackson

1. A condescending foreigner who suffers from extreme feelings of penis envy due to the economic, military, and political power of the United States.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. See also frog.

1. Jacques Chirac.
2. Jacques Chirac.

Cochese Jackson by FalseHope April 16, 2004

To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson 

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

andrew jackson 

Fucking best president ever!!! He legally owns every $20 bill. He threw a party on the whitehouse lawn with a huge wheel of cheese. He gets down with the bitches and hoes. He was the original mark wahlberg. A true badass.

Shit, that gansta's straight up Andrew Jackson.

andrew jackson by Bill Callis May 1, 2009

Quinn Jackson 

an ugly boy who thinks he is cool, but is mistaken. cheats on his girlfriends with ugly smuts (look up smuts :p) and is left with no one. ALL ALONE! and ruined his best relationship. that he will never have again, or even close to. idiot. stupid. he thinks he can get anyone but he cannot, is an overall waste of oxygen!

I heard he ruined his relationship Quinn Jackson style!
you mean he ruined his best relationship with a smut?

Quinn Jackson by yonderers4619 January 24, 2011

Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!

Michael jackson is so misunderstood.

Michael Jackson by Morganelle August 13, 2016