jizz like a racehorse

to cum a huge load of semen.

I jizz like a racehorse!

by kam75xx July 11, 2023

Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.

*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'

by Corbusier December 22, 2014

young jizz lord

the greatest fucking rapper of all time!!!!!!

Hey are you listening to the young jizztape by young jizz lord on soudcloud? I heard that shit was fire asf!!

by young jizz lord official October 22, 2019

Just Jizz January

1)The month where you have to jizz at least once a day

"Hey bro u failed Just Jizz January"
"Nah man im staying strong this year not finna fail cuh"

by Noncy boi November 10, 2022

Giant jizz january

Another way to pay back no nut november. Similar to mega nut may, in the regard that you must ejaculate at least 2-3 times a day. The only difference is that giant jizz january is in january (duh), so you get to bust all the nuts sooner than the five months inbetween no nut november and mega nut may.

Wow. After that awful no nut november, I’m really looking forward to the cummy greatness of giant jizz january.

by 8=======D💦 January 19, 2021

ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.

Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

prozac jizz philosophy

The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.

I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.

by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 22, 2021