internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.

Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.

by Draco723 April 14, 2012

internet trucker

A dirty guy on the internet

Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!

Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.

by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013

internet

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.

matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Internet Transfer

A digital method to shift or attribute the ownership and rights of online access to one’s online assts to another.

rights of online access to one’s online assts to another is internet transfer

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Legacy

A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.

Internet Legacy A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Drunk

When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.

Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!

by @TheRealLobot May 15, 2013

Internet level up

The art of using the Internet the way it was intended. That is, to improve yourself and max out your abilities, i.e. pack on muscle, learn how to give an orgasm, seduce, cook, martial arts become a ninja, etc. especially with sites like YouTube andVideojug, to become an expert/mastery of absolutely everything.

2. self-improvement to the point of epic badassery

3. the ability to learn things on the Internet thereby making teachers and every pain in the ass school subject obsolete.

4. Learning without the tyranny of teachers.

guy: I used to suck it absolutely everything but by learning it achieved intimate mastery on YouTube! thus achieving Internet level up.

by shadowninja465 July 14, 2013