french fry dick

when a white male has a very skinny and long penis

Man,Lucas has a french fry dick

by Epicureanhoe September 27, 2020

French Toast Crunch

The delicious cereal mirroring the infamous Cinnamon Toast Crunch, discontinued in 2006 and will be remembered for its tiny sliced bread appearance.

Great tasting Cinnamon flavor and individual sliced bread pieces French Toast Crunch the taste you can see

by Eric42011 May 02, 2012

french ferris wheel

The act of tying someone to a spinning wheel and taking out your erect penis, so the person's face will be repeatedly dick-slapped with each spin.

"How'd Kate get that black eye?"
"I gave her a french ferris wheel."

by melondeezy October 13, 2014

french rat gang

A threatening gang in South Carolina that kills rats and then flattens the rats and puts them in a crepe. They wear berets fake curly mustaches and striped shirts.

Myles: Please let me join the French Rat Gang!!

Overlord: Ha! Mere mortal you will never have the power or strength to eat a French rat. Much less worship one.

Overlord: *twists fake mustache*

by RatatouilleIsTheHolyOne January 23, 2020

french rat gang

A gang which loves and will do anything to protect the French rat, Remy from ratatouille.

Jude: I have a FRG meeting later. When are you joining?

Faith: Oi I’m a co-leader if the French Rat Gang what are you talking about?

Jude: I’m so sorry please forgive me!!

Faith: Fine I shall spare you. Remy will be quite upset with you.

by RatatouilleIsTheHolyOne January 23, 2020

French blowjob finger

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.

I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.

She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010

French Dip

The act of anally ravaging your partner and then telling them to push with the anus muscles. As you remove your unit you then place your balls on their asshole and wait for them to be sucked in when their muscles contract.

Dude, I heard that chick got a french dip in a high school bathroom from Sir

by Stonch Hogflex May 04, 2011