Beta-human

When your friend or “homie” does something dumb/unnecessary, you call them this, or, if someone makes a bad meme on Instagram then you would comment this
Friend: “dude I got a girlfriend, she likes memes and isn’t ugly”
Me and my homies: “what a beta-human
by Chulie July 12, 2019
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decent human being

To be a person who acts with acceptable standard expected from other people. This assumes the person is not "decent" or not "human being".
Synonym with common sense.
Please, be a decent human being and not ruin other people's fun.
by orsos November 13, 2022
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clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley June 02, 2011
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Human Centipede Syndrome

A made-up mental disorder made to shit-talk pathological liars with.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.
"Bro, you got Human Centipede Syndrome or somethin'?? Quit bullshittin' me n' get real!!"
by thatwhitenigglet May 02, 2017
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Human Bacterial Frappuccino

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."
by Apecreature November 14, 2019
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Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck
Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
by Babyniffler December 10, 2018
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Human Piggy Bank

A homeless man in the act of collecting change.
I was walking through the city of San Francisco today and there were human piggy banks all over the streets.
by Kelen Keller July 01, 2010
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