Hammer

A particularly large penis — one which hangs like hammer from a tool belt.

That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.

by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018

West Hammer

A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.

A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.

by JDicky November 2, 2021

hammer heading

the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once

I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.

by hammerheadsharkdtx April 28, 2020

surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

by FirestormJ September 7, 2019

HAMMER

Meth,crank,dope,speed any stimulant that violates the califonia health and safety code and gets you twacked out and on a good one.

wow cuzin, vroom vroom everybody! fuck yeah...some good fuckin hammer. time to hammer down! gear jammin hammer ta fukk slammin machines.

by Russertafukk December 20, 2018

Hammer it

Something done over & over again with zeal/thorough enjoyment, yeah could be the usual suspects like shagging a gal/guy, or just anything you hit (do) hard with a passion....

Today i’m gonna hammer Paolos Caustic Love, suck it up Neighbours....

That Bish from Bulletproof can come hammer the shit outta me anyday....

Lads night ahead...
gonna hammer it (the drink, the drugs, whatever)

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Halfway hammered

Halfway hammered - when you are getting hammered. Your unsure if you should drink more at this point. It depends on the situation and the people around you if you are going to drink more or just stay in halfway hammered pocket. You are sober know what your doing and drunk enough to enjoy it..

Man I'm halfway hammered right about now.

by Kompski June 14, 2018