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Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.
"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"
by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013
mugGet the Cross Hammeredmug.

Fudge Hammer

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.
"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."
by vintagegamingsystems August 1, 2016
mugGet the Fudge Hammermug.

Droppin' hammers

Term used when the entire crowd at a dubstep concert is headbanging, wobbling, and/or fist pumping in sync.
EVERYBODY was droppin' hammers last night! We were gettin hyphy.
by 0Ryn June 12, 2011
mugGet the Droppin' hammersmug.

Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
mugGet the Hammer guymug.

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea
Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.
by Donna Su July 13, 2006
mugGet the hammer-shlammermug.

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary March 1, 2011
mugGet the bloom hammermug.

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