Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 15, 2016

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019

Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.

Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer

by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019

Hammer

A word that means something is like... really cool, dude.

Of German origin, now in English.

Man! That party was hammer!

If we were rich that'd be hammer.

by CarrayWaySeed November 30, 2020

hammer longballo

some player✌️

hammer longballo is some player✌️

by realhammerlongballo November 30, 2020