goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

GOOSE

Goose otherwise known as wild

Oh man I'm going goose

by Alex Goose March 10, 2019

Goose bubble

Noun : a mans nut sack

Is my dick in proportion with my goose bubble

by Juice619 October 9, 2017

Goose Ass Bitch

someone who is, in fact, a goose ass bitch
(quinton is the ceo of goose ass bitch)

me: omfg you’re such a goose ass bitch
quinton: damn ight

by cerberux_ March 17, 2020

Goose butt

Goose butt means you smell terrible and need to shower! You have poor hygiene and you need to wear deodorant

Dylan is a goose butt! I don’t know how Katie can put up with it.

by fairGame12 March 3, 2019

Goose

To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.

Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?

Me: Yeah dude

Them: Did you goose?

by NanoCubano August 7, 2019

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023