A convenient phrase to use on your homophobic friends whenever they suggest that you do something you don't want to do. This forces them to give up on their idea, because they won't want to seem gay. Normally doesn't require any further explanation.
Note: This will only work if your friends are absolutely retarded.
Note: This will only work if your friends are absolutely retarded.
Jim: Dude, we should totally go to a bar and try to hook up with some girls.
You (in a lazy mood): Dude, seriously, don't be a fag. That's disgusting.
Jim: Oh shit, you're right. Never mind.
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Stan: Dude, that Sara chick totally wants my schlong. Should I go for it?
You (with the intention of hooking up with Sara yourself): Dude, come on. Don't be a fag. How many times do I have to tell you?
Stan: Yeah you're right dude, what was I thinking..
You (in a lazy mood): Dude, seriously, don't be a fag. That's disgusting.
Jim: Oh shit, you're right. Never mind.
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Stan: Dude, that Sara chick totally wants my schlong. Should I go for it?
You (with the intention of hooking up with Sara yourself): Dude, come on. Don't be a fag. How many times do I have to tell you?
Stan: Yeah you're right dude, what was I thinking..
by Schmerka April 19, 2010
A slang (but not necessarilly derrogative) term for students at Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts. More commonly known as just LaGuardia. Perhaps referencing to LaGuardia's large population of "out" homosexuals. Perhaps referencing to the fact that in the long run, we're just cooler and more talented than everyone else.
Jim: Hey Todd. Can you chill with us over at Columbus Circle today?
Todd: Naw man, I'm smoking up with the lag fags. you know they got the best shit!
Todd: Naw man, I'm smoking up with the lag fags. you know they got the best shit!
by OmiOmi September 03, 2006
Bumming A Fag, is a term in the 1960's people used to use if they were a bum and/or just asking for a smoke.
-Hey jerry, watch out, there's a guy at the corner "Bumming Fag's" off people.
Hey buddy can I "Bum a Fag"?
Hey buddy can I "Bum a Fag"?
by PHV Overlord July 18, 2006
Description of an obnoxious person who goes out of their way to receive attention, usually by making a lot of noise. The term is usually associated/referred to people who ride Harley bikes. The term used to be a homophobic insult to gay people but the definition was changed in the town of South Park when they had a problem with Harley riders.
Person 1: Hey, look at that person on his Harley bike, making a lot of noise and ruining everyone's quiet day!
Person 2: Yeah, I know, that person's such a fag.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, that person's such a fag.
by Martin Septim August 17, 2012
now that Cathrine has taken over the gay and les. clud at school she has become the queen of the fags.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
To brutally fuck up a known queer for being said queer. Not because of fear but because the queer deserves it.
"im going to capitol hill to bash on some fags." "Its fag bashin time!" "hey! lets go to a buckcherry concert and fag bash that fag josh todd!"
by Nationalsozialistische September 16, 2008
Proper Noun: Typically, this title is bestowed to an ugly and/or fat girl who has been systematically rejected by nearly all non-gay males for a significant portion of her life.
To those who do not fit the aforementioned demographic, some other psychological or emotional problem has likely manifested itself, causing normal romantic developments with non gay males to become problematic at best.
To counteract this state of affairs, the fag hag attaches herself to homosexual males (normally of the extreme flamer variety). Psychosocial data suggests that this is a passive relationship that begins out of fear of rejection, but can often progress to full blown dementia, dullusional or irrational behavior patterns, or obsessive compulsion.
Though not an officially recognized neurological or psychological disorder by the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), hundreds of case studies documenting the behavior have been submitted to the American Medical Association and the American Psychological Association for further review.
As of this writing (NOV 2010), no official response has been issued by these governing bodies, but many speculate that fear of social stigma or notions of political correctness have acted as a significant barrier to further study.
To those who do not fit the aforementioned demographic, some other psychological or emotional problem has likely manifested itself, causing normal romantic developments with non gay males to become problematic at best.
To counteract this state of affairs, the fag hag attaches herself to homosexual males (normally of the extreme flamer variety). Psychosocial data suggests that this is a passive relationship that begins out of fear of rejection, but can often progress to full blown dementia, dullusional or irrational behavior patterns, or obsessive compulsion.
Though not an officially recognized neurological or psychological disorder by the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), hundreds of case studies documenting the behavior have been submitted to the American Medical Association and the American Psychological Association for further review.
As of this writing (NOV 2010), no official response has been issued by these governing bodies, but many speculate that fear of social stigma or notions of political correctness have acted as a significant barrier to further study.
Psychiatrist: "So how long have you been acting as a fag hag"?
Patient: "I am not a fag hag, and that term offends me. I just choose to surround myself with only gay men. Your obviously nothing but a homophobe. It is you who have the problem......"
Patient: "I am not a fag hag, and that term offends me. I just choose to surround myself with only gay men. Your obviously nothing but a homophobe. It is you who have the problem......"
by JonesPsyche November 30, 2010