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fake glasses 

Glasses in which are used for decoration purposes only, not for eye sight.
Those fake glasses that actor is wearing describe the character.

paper faces 

Money, dollars, an; to get money
Paper faces- " an ya niggas is just straight disgraces, I'm hustlin an stackin them paper faces
By Santana Crooze
paper faces by young crooze November 19, 2003

Making Faces 

1. Slang for taking a huge dump. In reference to the bizarre facial expressions sometimes needed to work out a deuce.
I'll be in the downstairs bathroom making faces.
Making Faces by Mastershake5333 January 10, 2007

fake stonemad 

someone who thinks their mad and brags about crazy stuff they've done or going to do.
i,m going to rip this poster off the wall and half an hour later after ripping off the poster they stick it back up
fake stonemad by skip February 19, 2004

fake grooming

This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.
As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.
fake grooming by lkaw January 12, 2007

Facespacing 

The act in which someone has both Facebook and Myspace windows open at the same time.

Only to use the underdeveloped Myspace chat option to IM your friends that are not going to be anything with their lifes.

As well as only having Facebook open so you can stalk that one cute girl that accepted your add even though she has no idea who you are. Yet you tell you Myspace buds that you have been talking to her all night the night before.
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Sup

You: Nm

Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: You be hitting on that (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) chick right

You: Yeah man i was talking to (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) just last night

Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Did you tap that shit?

You: No (Name of Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life) i said i talked to her smart ass. She told me that she is a fan of Dr. Pepper and she thinks Facebook needs a dislike button.

Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Thats bullshit man even i know you're Facespacing and i am a Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life
Facespacing by Ellis-kimo November 8, 2009