Facebook commando

A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.

Nice comments you Facebook commando. Now try saying it to my face.

Facebook commando by JD203 September 11, 2019

Facebook Scientist 

A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.

Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.

Facebook Scientist by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021

Facebook Mum 

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

Facebook Mum by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

Facebook Slut 

When a person on facebook sends friend invites to everyone that they see (Usually friends of friends). This act is usually performed when a person is so unpopular that they try to have a superior ammount of friends to their peers to give the illusion of popularity.

"Hey, did you get a friend invite from (name here)"
"Yeah, do you know her?"
"No, she's probably just a Facebook slut."

Facebook Slut by hates those who deserve it October 4, 2009

Facebook Attack 

When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.

Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!

Facebook Attack by Cuca May 22, 2007

Facebook poke 

A friendly way of "annoying" someone and reminding them that they have you as a friend on Facebook. Does NOT always mean you're flirting. Can also be something you do in order to keep yourself busy when you're bored.,

A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"

.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:

but anyways...POKE!

I poked my friend on Facebook., therefore it is a Facebook poke.

Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<

Facebook poke by boreddork June 14, 2011

Facebook Hour 

The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.

Person 1: Hey. It's Facebook hour and 49 of my friends are signed onto Facebook!

Facebook Hour by gamerdude949 May 26, 2009