butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)
This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
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John F. Kerry

Liberal US Politician, with very left-wing views that are unpopular with the rest of America, as shown by his loss in the 2004 election. Further reasons for his loss were his indecisiveness, which was nicknamed 'Flip-Flopping' by the American people; the fact that his campaign centred around criticizing the Bush administration, as opposed to giving actual solutions to the problems; and also the fact that it is easier to keep the same leader in wartime. He lost in an enormous landslide, but still remains in Senate.
John Kerry's ego has taken an enormous beating in losing the election, and the media's portrayal of George W Bush as an unpopular leader is now in question.
by Lucky Strike February 09, 2005
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S M F

We need an S M F to solve this problem
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F-P-D

F-P-D is cool
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john f. kerry

A man with no platform.He is running on NOTHING.

John Kerry's platform = "Bush bad,me good.Get rid of Bush,put in me"

Bush's platform = "uh,we gotta kil these terrorist bastards before they kill us"
That's the choice.Good Luck shmucks!
by Demo4Bush November 02, 2004
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f-age

used in a sentence to describe anger, frustration, or unhappiness
f-age...im so pissed
by daniel July 23, 2003
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Fucking F-Swear

1. To agree with something.
2. Reaction to something that went from.
1.Lets go to the Package Store and get some beer.
Fucking F-Swear, lets do it.

2. Dude, you just split beer on the floor.
Aw, fucking f-swear
by Anonymous October 16, 2002
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