Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

by Theodidit March 30, 2024

A person who is considered highly annoying, tiresome, irritating, etc. to the point that those around them will exaggerate and claim their ears are “bleeding” from simply listening to said person.
by Mr.M3447 July 9, 2024

Also known as endolymph, or Scarpa fluid, which is a clear fluid that can be found in the membranous labyrinth of the inner ear.
by cowuhsocky July 12, 2022

by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

A piercing slightly above and behind where an earring would normally go. Usually the second piercing on the same ear lobe.
by JcBadd February 16, 2021
