e-ship

a online relationship with someone that is pointless and for pussyass losers.

1) the lowest point of life
2) involves e-sex
3) involves naughty e-pictures
i heard alice had a e-ship with some girl from ohio, whata fucking cunt.
by annapants January 26, 2008
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e-mart

slang for Express mart, a kwiki mart style store by the handball courts in miller place, they sell glass pipes and beer and blunts, as well as a fine array of porno and cigarette lighters, munchie foods, handballs, and various doodads that an intoxicated person might be compelled to buy.
"meet me at e-mart, we'll grab a blunt and go blaze it at the handball courts in my car
by jack carol December 09, 2005
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E girl

Typically wears big pants, small shirt (normally white or black) doc martens, has a septum piercing, listens to "alternative" music such as the dark side of the moon. Sticks posters on her wall and owns a record player. She will also own a digital camera and have a really great boyfriend who loves her even though she's a type.
Wow, izzie is such an e girl
by Arandomperson999 October 24, 2019
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Mandy-E

pretty as girl that could be a super model has brown eyes wicked cool hair and is smart and is funny and lives in NZ
WOW i wish i could be a mandy-E
by Martini5 January 27, 2006
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e-jacking

The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line.
My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete.
by Jima May 07, 2006
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e-homie

The word e-homie means an online black/mexican or wannabe black/mexican friend that u talk to about any type of shit.
-Ay foo, i fucked my grandma last night. I only said that to u cuz u my e-homie!
-Foe life!
by Fiyah February 02, 2007
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e key

(Not to be confused with one of several keys on a piano or related instrument)

Possibly the most versatile and ubiquitous button on a computer's keyboard performs all of the following with standard Macros:

Opens inventory in MineCraft
Calls for the Medic in Team Fortress 2
Picks up an item in any Source Engine game that is not TF2
Lets you travel faster than a pathetic crawl in Oblivion
Picks up carry-able items in the Borderlands Games
Opens chat in some multiplayer games (though far less common than T, Y, U, or C)

And if you're not a gamer, It does provide one other function, it is the second most commonly typed key in normal text editing, second only to the space bar (including Word, Facebook, Twitter, and even right here on Urban Dictionary.)
I hate it when someone keeps spamming the E key in Team Fortress 2.
The puzzles in Portal and Half Life are fun as long as you have a functioning E key.
This sentence uses the E key eleven times.
by GamingFanatic June 21, 2014
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