Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015

dutch-cube

when someone farts so violently in a cubicle the smell lasts for hours if not days and co-workers start to give you weird looks and avoid you because you smell like a dutch-cube.

guy: man, have you seen john around?
guy2: no, and you dont want to, his cubicle smells like a shit-hole. Thats a classic dutch-cube for you.
guy: oh, well thanks for the warning!

by username7011 September 25, 2015

dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015

Dutch Chimney

The act of wearing a hoodie (zip or pull over) while sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, so that the gases rise into, and steep in side the hoodie, then releasing the smell into the person

Man, I was taking a huge shit and I accidentally gave my self a Dutch Chimney!

by Miniguy129 January 22, 2016

dutch paperweight

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.

I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.

by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016

dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.

Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!

by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016