awkward dad moment

When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.

Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."

Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."

Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"

by westfalia December 17, 2009

L ego dad

This is a word that describes the coolest and handsome dad. This dad can do the Dab and Floss like a boss on demand. His son wishes to someday be just like him.

Kid 1: Hey did you see that L ego dad over there?
Kid 2: yeah he’s so L ego. I wish he was my dad.
Elijah: sorry you can’t have him; he’s my dad. Look at him Floss like a boss.
Dad: Hey take a picture, it last longer. Dabs left and Dabs right.

by Father Bod December 03, 2022

your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

YOUR DAD IS BALD

by imintheghetto ratatata June 24, 2019

ur dads gay

This is a very overused insult. Aka in a arguement they will use it.

Rich uncle penny bags:You r not my frend
Mr fishstick: Well,ur dads gay.
Rich uncle penny bags: Dies and never returns

by Yoongisuga March 13, 2018

step dad issues

when you hate something as much as you would hate your step dad

"I have step dad issues with the media"

by gigglypuffash July 17, 2015

DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.

My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.

by Buttanutt April 24, 2020

ur dad lesbian

the greatest insult in the universe/ the only insult greater than "ur mom gay"

normie: ur mom gay
Chad: ur dad lesbian
normie: SHiitt *fucking has a heart attack and fucking implodes

by @_gay.icon_ December 03, 2020