dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong February 26, 2016

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 07, 2015

flappa dappa ding dong

A place where you eat irons and do randoms thing and be stupid!

I an flappa dappa ding dong!

by Sxxxxxxa123 December 05, 2019

Booga Wooga Ding Dong

A person that you request by title on the telephone when you call and demand to speak to the booga wooga ding dong.

"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the bugs on your booga wooga ding dong?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 14, 2023

Dong Shit

When the dildo you’re using anally becomes stuck inside your rectum and you have take a forceful poop to try to retrieve it.

My butt plug got lodged in my ass last night and I had to take a dong shit to try to get it out.

by Skraps55 March 28, 2022

de-la-do-dong

a person or persons that like to stick a bottle's up there butt

hay bob, i'm going to ken's house to De-la-do-dong. im going to try 4 this time.

by ken squirsw June 15, 2007

inside-dong

Another word for vagina.

Coined by the Plumbing boys in their video about Avatar.

(Plumbing the Death Star is a podcsat featured on the Sanspants Radio YouTube channel, in case context is needed.
Look 'em up, they're pretty funny.)

Zammit: "You got your reproductive organ..."
Duscher: "My big ol' dong"
Zammit: "Your big ol' dong, or your INSIDE-DONG, otherwise known as a vagina."

by BoxerJoe October 04, 2017