Boozy Dong

Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.

Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025

donging out

The process of submitting to illogical delusions and in turn acting like a total dong.

After staying up for three days straight, Fred began donging out.

by Donging hard June 19, 2017

Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.

''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''

by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019

multidimensional dong of doom

a hot dog with capabilties of traversing dimensions due to the all of the toppings and how much it is loaded up

This dude needs to be stopped, he just scarfed down a multidimensional dong of doom

by dong dictionary July 4, 2025

Dong Chorus

A Dong Chorus is something that happens during a choreographed strip. The same moves are performed with penises in unison.

The men performed their dong chorus.

by spoon78 September 14, 2011

ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017

Magnum Dong

Quwacks cock

magnum dong

by Quwack fan September 23, 2020