Daddy Dong Legs 

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.

Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs!"

Daddy Dong Legs by Pinkeye_paranoia May 28, 2008

Daddy's drivin mommy 

It's something your dad tells you when they are doin' the dirty.

Kid: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I'm practicing driving your mommy.
Mommy: OHHH!
Daddy: Oh Yea! Daddy's drivin mommy!

Daddy's drivin mommy by shelberrs August 27, 2009

Daddy Dotard 

The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.

Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!

Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!

Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!

Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder

Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!

Daddy Dotard by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018

daddy fish 

a type of poop first discovered in Pennsauken, NJ

Mommy, my poop is a daddy fish!

daddy fish by Mr. Daddy Fish November 14, 2010

daddy milk

daddy milk is usually the milk from your sugar daddy or 'daddy' etc. This milk can be in the form of cum or money, depends if that daddy is a sugary one ;)

Person 1 : damn I need me some daddy Milk
Person 2 : dude what the fuck your 8.
Person 1 : Age is only a number...
Person 2 ; 9-1-1 is also just a number

daddy milk by daddyorange69 December 3, 2018

Daddy chill 

a perfect phrase to enrage a boomer

Chill Black Dude: Daddy Chill
White Boomer: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?

Daddy chill by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

Daddy Issues 

Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy has Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues by x_hogwarts_is_my_h0me_x May 23, 2021