bushgirl cootieman

my kween
big gay
BIG dick energy
pen

Salad crawdad: “do you hear that? it’s like a rumbling sound.”
Big mac girl: “oh yeah that’s the sound of bushgirl cootieman’s big dick energy”

by big mac girl October 6, 2018

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

Little cooter

Little vj or little vagina.

Cross your legs when your wearing a dress so you dont show ur little cooter.

by Mattshadey January 10, 2020

carbohydrate cooter

A fat pussy with one hell of a yeast infection.

Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.

by 69420master_meme_lord January 16, 2020

Sandy Cooter Syndrome

When a girl has dried blood in her cooter

Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry

by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 17, 2020

mammoth cooter

A bad bitch with a large cooter, often time may have a Camel toe.

Yo that girl got a mammoth cooter

by Mammothmomma August 30, 2020

National Cooter Day

National Cooter Day is November 9th. Celebrate your cooters today! They’ve been through a lot.

Lauren loves National Cooter Day and her cooter.

by susanna23 November 9, 2020