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corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.
“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”
by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025
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Smokeless Circle

Smokeless Circle
/ˈsmōkləs ˈsərk(ə)l/
noun, slang
1. A crew, business family, or network that operates with zero smoke and mirrors—meaning 100% transparency, no fake loyalty, and no hidden motives.
2. An expanded squad where everyone plays a specific position and contributes value; unlike a "small circle" (which can be exclusionary or stagnant), a smokeless circle is big enough for everyone to win, as long as they handle their business.
Core Philosophy:
"What you see is what you get. We don't hide behind smoke; we stand in the clear."

Smokeless Circle:
A group of people who have transcended the "fake friend" stage. It’s a network where nobody is pretending to be something they aren't. In a smokeless circle, you don't need to watch your back because your team is already watching it for you. Everybody works, everybody brings something to the table, and there are no illusions about who is running what. We’re all one in motion when the vibration and vibe is in sequence with our true alliance.
"Leave that Hollywood drama at the door. This is a smokeless circle. We deal in facts and results only."
by Ancient culture club February 1, 2026
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Full Circle Hot Chili Pot

When there is only one stall open in the bathroom however the toilet is a hot chili pot (clogged and filled to the brim with hot poop soup). You have to go but you can’t in reality shit in the toilet so you squat on the seat and take a long rope shit while shuffling your feet on the seat in a circle. Your shit can’t break, it has to be one solid log and you complete a full circle on the toilet seat. Officially putting a cap on that toilet. It’s done.

Summary:
1. Toilet has to be clogged and filled with shit
2. You have to shit on the seat without the log breaking off
3. Have to lay the solid log completely wrapping the seat, ideally the beginning touching tip with the end of it.
Trevor: Dude…. I opened up stall 3 and I saw the most disgusting thing ever, it was a full circle hot chili pot
Mike: yeah, Paul was bragging about what he did
by Ronald McDickfart April 3, 2026
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Jerk Circle

A popular dance known as a jerk where a group of individuals dance
Yo let’s hit the jerk circle
by Max debank October 16, 2025
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Brazilian Circle Jerk

When a bunch of Brazilian men jerk each other off in the back of a van.
Dude did you see that Rick Moranis looking dude by the hardwood floors van. He’s the guy who leads the Brazilian Circle Jerk in back of that hardwood floors van.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025
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Type circle

He is mostly known as the co-creator of the the type circle, a dance in which a group of people form a type of circle and they start chanting, "Type, Type, Type,Type, Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon, Clash Royale, Clash Royale, Clash Royale, Clash Royale, Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite,.." The type part come from the shortening of "type shii." The chant then goes on to mention various Clash Royale characters, rappers, and other things. The dance can go on forever because the dancer can add anything they want after a certain point.
Me and the gang were doing a crazy type circle last night!
by Ed too tuff December 1, 2025
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rejects atm circle

A large group of people in the same city, who do not know each other. Who consistently rob each other, if you are a victim and a perpetrator you are part of the rejects atm circle.
Yo, I heard Ryan got robbed by Mike." "Yeah, but Ryan robbed Jimmy, you know Mikes girlfriends brother. They are all part of the rejects atm circle anyways.
by FloridaGrind May 30, 2011
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