Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024

Chinese-Panamanian

Someone whose grandparents or parents immigrated to Panama from China. Their children often live in Panama and speak Spanish.

Bruce Chen is a Chinese-Panamanian baseball player.

by FL_Gurl_99 August 31, 2019

Chinese finger trap

When two males Eiffel Tower another male. The inability for air to escape from the toweree causes a vacuum like effect causing the towerers genitalia to become stuck.

Friend 1: Man, I can’t believe Nick Chinese finger trapped those two strangers from the bar last night.

Friend 2: The video was worth it though, the gents were so endowed I heard they were able to meet halfway and dock in his large intestine

by Birdsandbees101 December 2, 2025

Chinese

People with rectangle eye sight

Chinese are very bad at seeing

by bomberclat January 21, 2024

The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 3, 2018

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022