by Haha funni October 22, 2020
by BixiBite March 20, 2011
Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.
Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.
by Smock Snorkel August 07, 2019
An unwashed Frenchman's cock, a perpetrator of hostile gay acts using his cheesy wang.
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red
by Al Murray July 06, 2017
by Kuh 443 March 25, 2015
Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
by to pro for sho July 16, 2009
nasty-ass cheese lookin substance found between in places like a person's legs, groin, ass-crack,vagina,nut-sack...fumunda cheese is left over sweat and dirt from the day. People can get this by failing to wash up after a hard day's work or after a strenuous activity. Smells like some rotten shit mixed with major B.O.
by JBeezy41 January 14, 2009