Candy Dulfer 

Possibly the most outrageous alto saxophonist ever. She isn't normal. Going to a Candy Dulfer concert would be like looking up John Coltrane on pandora and only being able to hear Blurred lines and Get lucky... for the rest of your life. Candy Dulfer is so unoriginal, she sounds like Will.I.Am's new music. She tastes like store brand creme cookies. Some say that Candy Dulfer is the second incarnation of the slithering snaky satan from the garden of eden. Don't listen to Candy Dulfer.

-Dude what are you listening to?
-Candy Dulfer, bro
-*throws up*

Candy Dulfer by yves595 September 15, 2013

Candy Cane

When a white person is cutting their wrist and the redness of the cuts on their white skin resembles a candy cane

Sam: "Yo did you see that girl over there? I think she had candy cane marks."
Kiah: "Yeah I saw them too, she needs help."

Candy Cane by gizzycane April 21, 2018

ham candy 

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.

Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.

ham candy by g.prime December 27, 2007

hard-candying 

From the movie 'Hard Candy' starring Ellen Page.

When a character displays pedophiliac tendencies within a movie or book.

"Dude, that guy is SO hard-candying over that girl right now."
"She is hard-candying all over that movie!"

hard-candying by Beautiful Soul November 6, 2013

Candy Licker 

Someone who takes their job waaaay to seriously. Especially in retail. They like corporate arse.

These Candy Lickers want me to wear 5 pieces of flair!

Candy Licker by spectralux November 25, 2009

candy goth 

mkay. usually, candygoths are girls. may or may not wear black/dress in a gothic manner, but it is more than likely that they are very hyper, perky, and happy most of the time. they listen to what is labeled as gothic music, but they may also listen to a variety of other things. more than likely, classic rock, ska, punk, heavy metal, new age metal, or anything of the sort.

someone whom you may know that likes cradle of filth and the beatles but doesn't wear black/dresses in a gothic manner and acts happy but is sadistic at the same time is a candygoth.

candy goth by Christmas Rose September 1, 2005

Candy Ass 

someone who isn't motivated by anything, and refuses to do the slightest amount of work, challenge, or anything that pushes them out of their comfort zone. Most of united states is plauged by candy asses and their shocking poor ethics.

They would rather just sit on the TV and eat candy when they come home from school than doing a sport or acting for drama and do their homework. They just sleep on their weekends instead of doing community service. They give up really easily and dont push themselves. Its very very very very sad.

John is throwing a tantrum about having homework for chemistry that requires two hours of studying: he is a prominent example of a candy ass. He will get nowhere in life.

Greg argues with his mother on Halloween while his brother Harry is trick-or-treating, and Greg eats all of his Reeses and butterfingers while giving him raisins and carrot sticks. Greg is such a candy ass, and needs to be kicked in the ass.

Candy Ass by partyrockstar222 September 7, 2012