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Canadian Football

Derived from a sport called rugby-football, superior to american football. Real men only need 3 downs! The field is 110 yards long and not as wide. The defense must remain 1 yars behind scrimmage until the ball is in play. The biggest similarity to rugby being the drop kick which involves at any time dropping the ball to the ground and after it bounces kicking it through the uprights. There is a 3 minute warning at the end of each half.
"Do you want to watch the Dalphins and Giants play"

"No I want Canadian football, I'm going to watch the roughriders play the roughriders."
by MadDog10101 November 11, 2009
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Canadia

by Hades January 3, 2003
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Canadian History

a term coined by canadian "mount"ies for when you use maple syrup as lubrication to insert the whole of the stanley cup in your rectum while wearing moose antlers and screaming wayne gretzky's is my daddy!
all we did in class today was learn about canadian history

i was so excited aboot that hockey game i decided to do a little canadian history last night

wayne gretzky is the only important part of canada's history so im going to go do some canadian history
by SANDMAN!!!! February 5, 2010
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Canadian

Basicly code for black, a way to say black person without being called raceist
Yo brah u see that Canadian ova there???
by Whydoesitmadder March 13, 2011
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molson canadian

Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.

Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.
by Stanley Sachs March 30, 2008
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Canadian Garage

A structure made of rubberized canvas and metal poles. This small structure comes in a variety of sizes ranging from just big enough for a snowmobile to large enough for a semi-truck. The structure has a round roof like a tent and the door zippers together. Typically found in the northern part of North America. Named after the location where most garages are produced: Canada. The more Redneck a person is the more garages they buy. Item can be bought at Sam’s Club, BJ's, Price is ~$350
Look at that trailer park filled with Canadian Garages.
by Scudrunr September 5, 2008
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Canadian History

My porn-addict friend is 'totally' into Canadian History. OK.. it's not really a friend.
by nottomwaits February 5, 2010
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