The Breath Of Versailles

When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.

Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

Texas Dragon Breath

When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.

“So how did it go with her last night?”

“Let’s just say I hit her with some Texas Dragon Breath.”

by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025

Devil's Breath

When you sit somewhere and you blast a real low resolution fart and you feel how its gas is crawling up your ballsack. It's a warning for you to remember it can be over at any moment.

Dude, why are you so scared?

I just felt the Devil's Breath

by LaZerUniCorn October 9, 2020

Cabbage Breath

A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.

Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.

Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.

Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.

by Sheduh March 17, 2010

The Breathe Of Marseilles

What I homo-sapiens who knows the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and being adicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Bus Seat Breath

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

by Problem Peter February 22, 2025

Trump Breath

When a girl farts goes to the front and gets trapped in her vagina where it stays until it's qweefed and smelled.

Dude, that girl's snatch smelled like Trump Breath!

by dickwayne August 10, 2025