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Balkan Breakfast

When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right
Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga
by shiiishkebab December 8, 2024
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Barry Breakfast

Egg, Bacon, Chips, Wors, Mushrooms, Cheese Bun
Would you like a Barry Breakfast?
Yes Please.
by whatsyournamedelicate January 21, 2025
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Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is where your partner keeps a butt plug in their ass hole for 2 days and then after they pull it out you pour biscuits and gravy in it and eat it out
by perk30epstein January 16, 2026
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Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl

When you crack an egg in someone’s anus as lubricant, than proceed to ejaculate. The person squats over top of you and farts the contents back out.
That girl should work at IHOP after that world class, Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl she gave me in bed this morning.
by Pax Wilder January 31, 2026
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Camus breakfast

a Camus breakfast is defined as watching the sun rise while drinking a strong black coffee and smoking a cigarette. Some variations can be made depending on the type of coffee and tobacco product, such as a “stranger breakfast” having a coffee with milk instead of black.
Hudson spent all night drinking and decided to cap the night with a Camus breakfast.
by Phillip. S March 2, 2025
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Aurora Breakfast Skillet

When one shoves 3 eggs, 1/4 pound of cheddar, a green pepper, and a slice of ham in their ass, twerks until blended and squeezes it out on another's chest.
Zach couldn't satisfy his woman so she made him an Aurora Breakfast Skillet the next morning.
by Fugnub March 11, 2025
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The breakfast question

The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.
>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?

>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.

>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?

>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.

>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?

>I don't understand the question.

> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
by bertyhell May 19, 2025
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